18 5 / 2013
when you find your middle school bible and realize you were once a bible highlighter.
that is The Worst
17 5 / 2013
tie for The Worst… woman who dove for a seat I was clearly about to sit in or woman who pushed me out of the way for a seat I wasn’t trying to sit in.
good job being The Worst, ladies.
17 5 / 2013
stopping on every floor on your way up to your office on the 17th floor is The Worst.
17 5 / 2013
when a restaurant gets rave reviews and then is The Worst (congratulations chavelas in crown heights)
that is The Worst.
17 5 / 2013
when you sit in pee because someone has squatted to pee (presumably because they wanted to avoid sitting in pee), which then lead them to pee on the seat. it’s a vicious cycle.
that is The Worst. (followed closely by you squatters.)
17 5 / 2013
this restaurant has never once delivered me what I ordered.
congratulations for being The Worst.
runner-up for The Worst: me, for continuing to order food from here.
17 5 / 2013
this guy just let his dog shit diarrhea on the sidewalk and didn’t clean it up.
Congrats for being The Worst.
